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"My position on Aboriginal flags was an entirely different distraction, designed as a diversion from my lack of economic policies, not to be confused with my position on Woolworths not stocking Australia Day flags, which was a distraction from my poor polling at the time" The post Peter Dutton Denies Aboriginal Flag Announcement Is Distraction From Blaming Immigrants for Problems... Read More

“As soon as I heard they could be temporarily running out of stuff on the shelves, I thought, you know what I need? Forty kilometres of 4 ply dunny roll" The post Dickhead Instinctively Panic-Buys 4,000 Toilet Rolls, After Hearing of Woolworths Strike appeared first on The Shovel. ... Read More

“It’s so easy. Just scrape off any loose scraps, quickly rinse it under cold water, then give it a deep clean with hospital grade detergent, pop it in the dishwasher and it’ll come out looking almost clean" The post Dishwasher Cleans Dishes, As Long as You Clean Them First appeared first on The Shovel. ... Read More

Independent Senator Fatima Payman has apologised for labelling Pauline Hanson a racist, after several members of the public pointed out that it was not suitable language to describe the One Nation leader. “I am sorry for using that terminology, it was grossly inappropriate and I now realise there is more fitting wording that I should The post Fatima Payman Apologies... Read More

Speaking from a prison cell in Brisbane, Mr Dutton – a former sex worker and director of adult films – said the laws were not necessary and that regulators should not be the arbiters of truth. The post Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton appeared first on The Shovel. ... Read More

A person without any of the required skills, experience, qualifications, temperament,  insight, understanding, character traits, or know-how to run an important US Administration post has been appointed to that important US Administration post, Donald Trump has announced. The post Least Qualified Person Imaginable Appointed to Key Trump Administration Post appeared first on The Shovel. ... Read More